Take an ordinary everyday guy under your wing. Invest your time and money in him/her. Spend 3 months in prepping him up for GMAT. Spend another month on his LUMS essays. Make him give 5 or 6 intensive mock interviews so that he is ready for the admission interview. When he gets in LUMS, spend another Rs.150,000 on his fees. Wait for him to get into the summer orientation program. After he is in, and after about a week and a half of 3-5 hours of sleep a night, when he is in a state of perpetual hangover (without ever drinking), when he shows up at the central mosque on Tuesday for Friday prayers, quietly start saying in his ear, “no sleep tomorrow, you are worthless, no sleep tomorrow, you are worthless, no sleep tomorrow”. Death by nervous breakdown, or at the very least a permanent disability from the stroke.
Done!
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